And tell me one time that you want me I promise...
97% of rapists will never spend so much as a day...
Intuitively speaking, atheism feels ridiculous.
frankocean: so does religion. how about, ‘I don’t know.’ word.
i adore curves
my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the time you get to 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's nice weather go outside god you're so lazy
me: can i go out today
my parents: no
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing ‘Cause I built my life around you But time makes bolder, children get older I’m getting older, too
I have decided
I will have three sons, and I will name them Ulysses, Charlemagne, and Gottfried. Also known as Yooly, Sharlie, and Goddy.
sooo many little boys at DCON
LB’s on the loose! ;J ;J but actually some of them were seriously cute
There will be tears, of no doubt Tears of boys who aren’t strong enough Girls who aren’t pretty enough Men who aren’t worth enough Women who aren’t man enough What is this obsession, This opposition to the typical That drives us down when we can’t fall deeper And lifts us up beyond our merit This is America This modern decadence Where nothing else matters if I’m...
Put It In Your Manners - Chiddy Bang ft. Childish...
INTERVIEW: Dinner With Aziz Ansari and Daniel... →
azizisbored: This was great. Daniel Kellison from Grantland and I had dinner at Osteria Mozza, had a fantastic meal, and a great conversation. We talk about a lot of random stuff. Read it! Daniel: OK, have you ever taken a mind-altering drug of any sort — and what happened? Aziz: Yes. I’ve done mushrooms a few times. What’s happened is I had an awesome time.
my friends: omg there's these two guys who say they really like me but i don't know which one to choose! i mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! eugh my life is so hard
me: sometimes i find it hard deciding what pizza topping i want
lovequotesrus: EVEN WHEN I’M WITH MY BOO BOY YOU KNOW I’M CRAZY OVER YOU great. I’m gonna have Nelly stuck in my head all day now.
Entertaining the kids you're babysitting
whatshouldwecallme: Normal people: Me: this blog has so many summer heights high gifs I LOVE IT