December 2011
November 2011
songyayyy-deactivated20130106 asked: omg awkward moment when my mom likes your post on my wall. AWKKKKKKKK
Watchdanishboners:
fuckyeahjewishmen:
Your life isn’t complete until you watch this.
I’ve posted this before, but it’s fucking brilliant, so…
***Daves Franco Appreciation Life***
Oh did my pants fall off that’s awkward
“He was almost like a guy that you would just hang... →
dig1tal:
I hate fobs….
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
So my friend thinks this guy at her school is...
but she’s awkward (in an adorable way) and I don’t know the guy in person.
the logical solution? to get me to talk to a mutual friend of me and this guy and basically say, hey, Alex, my friend thinks your friend is hot.
Alex: You can consider it ruined. I don’t trust myself. I’m not sure I condone this. Me: We are counting on you! Alex: So that’s all I’m good...
Reblog if your best friend is beautiful.
bwiz:
@AMY AHN, this is for you girl :)
marziepoo is beautiful.
and I really do think so
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jackievv replied to your post: Maybe I should be lesbian because guys are just stupid
i think you’re hot ;) but anyway you get loads more boys than me asdf
says the girl who always dances with like twenty guys at dances :P
chesley and I have decided
nothingis1314:
yokocani:
vaginas are fucking disgusting. why would you ever want to touch one.
OBJECTION.
i did not say they are “fucking disgusting” i said they were “kinda funny looking”
i mean, if i thought they were that disgusting, i wouldnt have hot lezzy action in college, and that would be no fun :[
];
chesley and I have decided
vaginas are fucking disgusting. why would you ever want to touch one.
Maybe I should be lesbian because guys are just...
but then I realize hello I don’t exactly reel in the boiiz as it is no need to narrow my choices even further by becoming homosexual
How the female mind works:
nothingis1314:
nevershoutninaaa:
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
Hot guy that plays instrument(s), sings and DANCES:
Well… that is if they can play instrument(s), sing, & dance good.
reblogged already, but hey.
Hot (optional) guy that will do my homework
deep discussions with Kai.
Kai Takahashi
if a girl wanted to get with a guy most of the time the boy would say yes Yoko Kanai ahahaha
i feel like not because that only applies to
above average girls
Kai Takahashi
it applies to average and above girls even below average Yoko Kanai so if a mildly fug but not totally fug girl wanted on you would say yeah? for sure? Kai Takahashi
i wouldnt on average
shut up, let me...
"Fw: fw: fw: fw: if you don't forward this your...
30 days ago, I didn’t forward this text. MY MOM DIED. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
my younger brother keeps getting texts from stupid...
bwiz:
I am so tempted to text back
“if he doesn’t reply after 11 texts, get a clue. he doesn’t like you!
LOVE, Andrew’s older sister”
ELEVEN??
wow. that is just… CRUEL
so people have been telling me to take that darn...
ESFP. The Performer
God knows what that means.
As an ESFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.
huh?
ESFPs love people, and everybody loves an ESFP. One of...
Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
barackfuckingobama:
mypatronusisyou:
mrsweasley:
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
AHAHAHAHAHAH
seriously...
I’m about to offend 80% of the classy tumblr population, but
posting pictures of partying and smirnoff ice and blunts does not make me think that you party and drink and smoke. it makes me think that you want to.
clearly you’re posting these pictures instead of actually partying or drinking or smoking.
people who post pictures about partying or drinking or smoking only do it because...
"life sucks, and then you die"
Dear young teen girls who have pictures of...
if there is a picture of Justin Bieber anywhere on your wall (or if there is really any reference to Justin Bieber whatsoever), I WILL assume that you are 12 years old. You could be wearing lingerie and have DD’s, and I will still be thrown off by your promiscuity at such a young age. I don’t mean to slut-shame, but IT’S DISCONCERTING
Watchbwiz:
my brother being self conscious :3
so thankful i have a younger brother!
I love andrew HE IS SO ADORABLE
