When I show up to hang out with my friend but then...
r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
condorn: Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
When I see the guy that fucked one of my girl...
frappuczino: if you tag your selca as “ulzzang” please dont talk to me
abarestorytotell: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
wartortles: vinylequalshappiness: wartortles: theres nothing jacking off cant fix Masturbation Addiction. ok u win this time
lonelywhiteasian: 100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually
'Arrested Development' Cast Picks Their Favorite... →
huffposttv: Ask any “Arrested Development” fan for their favorite moment and chances are they’ll come up with the scene or joke in a matter of seconds. However, it’s a little harder for the cast, who spent three years living and breathing the show, to pick just one. It’s the final countdown.
sluttyoliveoil: *OD’s on chill pills*
irieeom: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me is the depression going to come along with it?
luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
ghostkid: girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot failed flirting: a memoir by yoko
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
coagulates: I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
…something which most people don’t want to admit many men feel: that they have...– Source: How to be hostile for men and women (via zeeblebum)
bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom American dream.
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt